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Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9006
"Hello, I can't talk right now 'cos I've got ....errrr amnesia and I feel a bit stupid talking to people I don't remember......"

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9007
"Hi, you've reached Tim and Sonia. We can't come to the phone right now because we're both doing something we really enjoy......"

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9008
"Hello, I am home right now but I can't find the phone, please leave a long loud message and help me locate it...."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9009
"Hi, we're not in right now but if you'de like to leave a message please press hash, press 3 then dial your name press 6 the dial your number......"

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9010
"Don't you do that now, don't you dare! I don't wanna hear it......"

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