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Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1055
Man drowning in water. Other man---> "What he's trying to say is there's noone here to take your call right now....."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1056
"Hello, you know they say that its better to give someone a net and to teach them to fish than it is to just give them a fish, so I'm on the net now, learning how to fish......"

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1057
Beer festival "Ja hello, these people having so much fun drinking de beer....."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1058
"T-minus 10 9 8.....You have reached strategic air command nuclear missile storage facilty......."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1059
Gagged woman -----> Man: "Hello, I'm sorry but nobody here can come to the phone right now as they are all tied up....."


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