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Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1041
"Hi, we can't come to the phone right now because we're down in the basement printing off a batch of $20 bills if you need any money or you just want to admire our handywork please leave your name and number and how much cash you need....."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1042
Horse Racing "And they're off...It's nobody can take your call jumping into an early lead, followed by leave your message after the tone......"

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1043
"Hello, you know, being reicarnated as a voicemail machine is de pits....."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1044
"Hey! Hi, can you help me...please? Can you help me? I'm stuck down here in the phone......."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1045
GONG "Herro, We no home, but if you weave message we call you soon, if you leave sexy message, we call you sooner....."


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